"She was as shocked as the fans," says proud grandma, NeNe Leakes.

NeNe Leakes’ 22-year-old son has really done it now!  Remember?  This is the very kid who nearly caused NeNe to have a good old-fashioned Southern conniption on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. 

Bryson Bryant would not pick up his room.  Bryson would not pick up the trash or take it out.  Bryson had to be told to cut his hair.  Bryson would not go to college—and his mama could certainly afford it.  Bryson would not work.  Bryson shoplifted razors from Wal-Mart and got arrested.  (Razors?  Didn’t we all think he was too lazy to shave?)  And NeNe went off on him, cameras running.

Personally, I thought that the slovenly leech would be too lazy to even accidentally fall into some puh—.

Parenthood, that is.

Turns out the massive Mama’s boy was too lazy to warn Mama, who is only forty-four, of her impending grandmotherhood.  NeNe Leakes had to spot da baby mama sporting a baby bump herself.  And 21-year-old Ashley was already six months into the pregnancy!  Ashley was like:

“Duh, Bryson didn’t tell you?”

It just goes to show you.  The last thing a boy as irresponsible as Bryson should do is the first thing a boy as irresponsible as Bryson usually goes out and does.

Young bum would be too lazy to put on a condom, wouldn’t he?  (Knowing Bryson Bryant, he just didn’t have the money ;-).)

And yet, Bryson Bryant has been in possession of just about everything else: marijuana, a controlled substance, and even a weapon.  Everything but a J-O-B! 

Mugshot: Bryson Bryant was arrested again in Georgia on July 5, 2012 after violating probation. At least his hair was cut.

Good thing NeNe is no ordinary nana.  Baby Bri’Asia Bryant and her mother Ashley—if they play nice—may not have to add their names to the welfare rolls.

Blackbiting aside, hopefully, NeNe’s son will get his “Grown Man” on soon.  And perhaps, he’ll make his Mama and his daughter proud.  God bless them all!  For the whole baby story, check out the latest issue of InTouch Magazine.