These are the eyes of an angel who has everything. A thriving business in entertainment. Two handsome sons. And a string of wealthy “exes”–some of whom were other women’s “currents.”
All that and a bag of chip...munks.
Tracey Edmonds’ only flaw is displaying too much décolletage at church functions and being a known home wrecker. Wait, that’s two. (Psst, listen. Allegedly, our angel stole Deion Sanders from his wife on the auspices of producing a family-oriented reality show, except the role of “wife” would be played by Tracey.) But for a woman who is otherwise angelic, whose face and figure were cut video-friendly from the womb, having chubby cheeks like a chipmunk must have driven her nuts.
Since Tracey Edmonds has rolled from under her adulterous celebrity football beau to smile for the cameras of reality TV and Extra at Universal Studios Hollywood, her sweet angel face is looking slightly less cherubic. Slightly less chubby.
“On older photos, despite the cherub’s glowing beauty, the glaring size of the nuts hidden in her cheeks made chipmunks blush.”
Buccal lipectomies can be subtle on irregular would-be celebrities.
Everyone acknowledges that Santa Claus’s chubby cheeks are crazy cute on kids. Who can resist a pinch of all that sugar? However, on the face of a would-be celebrity, cheeks swelling like a puffer fish in high definition can make them look “jowly” and bloated. Hollywood is the land of sticks and stones. “Jowly and bloated” is a no-no. On any wide screen.
Buccal lipectomies are downright jaw-dropping on irregular Alaskans. Takes the filler out of cupcakes, too.
When it becomes cumbersome to turn the other cheek, regular folk and irregular would-be celebrities turn to a little medical sleight of hand, a little now-you-see-it now-you-don’t, lovingly referred to as a buccal lipectomy.
In this minor surgery, the Wizard of All Things Cosmetic works his plastic magic by making a small incision (slicing inside the cheeks to get at the core of those meaty apples) and removing a gumball-sized chunk of fat. With the two-pronged tongue in cheek now two blobs of fat quivering on the surgeon’s tray, the cheek contours inward, caving like a tent, and the “jolly jowls” or “chipmunk cheeks” deflate into those hollows Hollywood so covets.
Whether it’s a simple case of weight loss or chubby cheek surgery, now that Tracey Edmonds no longer suffers from a raging case of the mumps and is physically perfect, maybe she will invest some time and energy with a professional working on her morals. You, too, Bristol Palin! Gettin’ busy all up in yo’ mama’s house . . . did the Republicans kick them out the party yet?
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So did she do it? Do you think Tracey Edmonds had her cheeks de-chubbed?
