Could you look away?  From all this? 

This is Claws, from A – Z.

A

Adidas tracksuits

Adultery & fornication

Animal prints galore

Autistic baby daddy

“Something about this…isn’t quite right.”–Dean Simms

B

Bad Russian accents

Bank drops, Big hair, don’t care

Blazing gold teeth, Boys with boobs

C

Camel Toe

Carrie Preston as Polly

Cast of Claws

Cavalcades of Cadillac Krucks & Kars

Crazy nail creations in nail salons

D

Dean Norris as Uncle Daddy, Y’all!

Death by GSWs, Dirty doctors

Dis-organized crime, Drug dealing nursing homes

E

Eeeew….

Eyewitnesses

F

Fear & loathing

Feminist/Russian drug lords

Funny business

G

Gators & Crocs

Gay synchronized swimming

Girlfriends today, enemies tomorrow

Gold crosses, Great storytelling

H

Harold Perrineau as Dean Simms

Heat & humidity

I

Injuries likely in the Southern sun

It’s always summer in the south!

J

Jack Kesy as Roller Husser

Hmmm, can’t put my finger on it…but Roller makes me feel…some typa way….(in my drawers).

Jason Antoon as Dr. Ken Brickman

Jelly bellies

Jenn Lyon as Jennifer Husser

Jimmy Jean-Louis as Desna’s Lover Man

Judy Reyes as Quiet Ann

K

Kangol hats

Karrueche Tran as Virginia Loc

Kevin Rankin as Bryce Husser

Killer wigs, Killer weaves

Killers

L

Leopard skin rugs, Lusty lads and ladies

M

Male on male mud wrestling

Marriage at gunpoint, Miss Organized Crime

Money-laundering health clinics, Murder in mansions

N

Niecy Nash as Desna Simms

Non-stop nonsense, Nosey nuisances

O

Oh, no they didn’t!

Oh, yes they did!

Old drug dealers, Old freaks

Old money counters in granny drawers

Organized Crime, Outrageous

P

Parties on steroids

Pill-popping pill-poppers, Pixies with ankle bracelets

Polyester leisure suits, Pretty boys in picnic dresses

Q

Quests for financial freedom

Quiet Ann

R

Redneck Mafia vs. Russian Mafia

Roller on Karrueche Tran

Roller on a white horse, Roller on any horse

Russian child mothers, Russian folk-dancing

S

Sex and deception, Shopping mall shootings

South Florida nail salon, Southern gothic

Southern grotesque, Spandex on phat chicks

T

Tacky, T&A A-plenT

Tigers on chains, Tracksuits

Trashy

U

Uncle Daddy

V

Vulgarity & he-he-larity

W

We prefer cash, White boys in doo rags

White boys in gold chains, Wickedly funny!

WILD!

Winter/Spring gay-lationships, “Word Up”

X

Xcess

X-screw-she-ating to watch

XTC, Xxxtra

Y

Yasss!, Yeen seen nuttin’ like it!

Z

Zebra skin rugs, Zebra love

Sin might be a waste of time but it sure is fun to watch.

Catch Claws on Sundays (of all nights) at 10 on TNT.

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Who is your bestest most favorite cast member?