Batman: “Does this mask make my chin look big?”
Superman: “I think you mean loooonger. And why is your voice auto-tuned?”
This Batman vs. Superman movie has caused me to feel like a kid being jerked around with on Jimmy Kimmel. This can’t be right. (Sweats bullets.) Two good guys . . . enemies?? Can’t be!!! Why would anyone want to make Superman mad at Batman?!! (Tears up.) Whose stupid, stupid, stupid idea was this anyway? (Open mouth, insert pill (but only because I’m waaaay too old to be throwin’ a tantrum).)
