Archives for : Kim Kardashian

Kim and Kanye Baby Names: The Komprehensive List

Kim and Kanye konsider a baby name

Kould "Karmenian Bluegrass" be the koveted name?

This is The Komprehensive List of baby names

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s klothespony-to-be.

(Krisses and Khalifas are exkluded, of kourse!)

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Whatever, Man!

stranger-in-the-mirror

Is your view of you distorted?

Happy New Year, everyone!  I may as well confess it.  I’m not a fan of New Year’s resolutions.  How many years can you attempt to lose weight for the first three weeks of the year only to go back to being the you who rules you? 

The Brown Sugar Awards

Angela DavisLadies and gentlemen, welcome to the “The Brown Sugar Awards.”  As this is not “The White Sugar Awards,” this show will not be starting on time.  Shirley Chisholm, the first Black person to run for president of the United States—and aside from being dead—is not a finalist.  Here’s why.  Black culture does not celebrate the college graduate.  Black culture celebrates the House of Corrections graduate.  It’s the prodigal son syndrome.  And my people got it bad.  Our brown sugar does not get a pat on her head for being good.  She gets a party (and a pat on the booty) for being so bad she’s good!  Besides, here at Blackbiter.com, we don’t have security for all those Nobel Prize-winning dignitary types.

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Reaping What She Sowed

Evelyn Lozada, poster child for domestic violence?

Evelyn Lozada hopes to be a role model for women of domestic violence. Seriously, Evelyn? Apparently, beating up women on a TV show is just girls being girls.

Somewhere Kim Kardashian must be having a good (albeit ever so private) giggle.  The marriage of Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco has self-destructed in only 41 days. 

While domestic violence is no laughing matter, when the bully gets bullied, it does have the outward appearance of the world righting itself. 

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