Kris Humphries, frightened, sleepy-looking, curly bed hair still a little high on his head, appeared on Good Morning America purportedly to discuss his non-relationship with ex Kim Kardashian. However—and surprise!—he kept silent about the split. At every turn—and what real baller wouldn’t?—Kris Humphries, though sitting stiff as stone, was searching for the hole to shake the host’s pesky questions about his personal life.