Men say they want a virgin. They don't. They say they want a woman. They don't.

For better of for worse is such a short time.  Especially if you’re Nick Lachey or Joe Simpson.

When pop stars Jessica Simpson and 98 Degrees boy band member Nick Lachey wed in October of 2002, it seemed a match made in pop star heaven.  Nick was from the Midwest.  Jessica, a beautiful Texan, with boobs as big as the state she grew up in, was that rare combination that has attained near unicorn status: Christian and virgin.

While exploiting their new love for strange eyes to see on the highly popular reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, apparently “for worse” arrived much sooner than expected for Nick Lachey.  After viewers discovered with Nick that his pretty wife was allegedly an inexperienced dead fish in bed, could not cook, allowed an unkempt house, and refused to clean, gradually—in degrees, before our prying stranger eyes, Nick seemed increasingly more disillusioned with his virgin bride.

Alleged pregnancies ending as mere “pregnancy scares,” so to speak, followed.  Putting another wrinkle in the newlywed’s sheets was that one peculiar question—later to become infamous—that was posed.

“Is this fish or is this chicken?”

When the Chicken of the Sea registered bland and indistinguishable as tuna on Nick Lachey’s little lady’s virgin tongue, his was the look of incredulity and embarrassment re-played around the country.

Once Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson’s singing careers failed to make a sound in neither ears of fans tuned out nor non-fans long deaf to them, then came the final twist of an already loose marriage band.  It surfaced (and big surprise!) that Nick had been sniffing his nose where he had no business and preacher man Joe Simpson had to put a dog on his tail.  Ah, infidelity, alas, another bug in the newlywed bed.

Fast forward to the present.  Nick Lachey is now a husband and father himself.  Now that the petals have been broken, Jessica Simpson, forced to fornicate with a man whose last name, in irony of ironies, is Johnson, is a girl who can never reclaim her “flower.”  However, for obeying His commandments, God has repaid Jessica Simpson for her public humiliation and suffering.  The world’s most famous “airhead” has been blessed to become a billionaire businesswoman.

The lesson here is that Christians should never worry what the world thinks of “airheaded” moments, a raggedy car, tattered clothes, unruly hair, a big nose, jewelry of string and non-precious glass beads, a fluctuating waistline.  As long as there is obedience—and sometimes even in the midst of sin, our Lord, who is ever merciful, will bless and exalt His own in the presence of their enemies (and frienemies, friends who behave like enemies) for Satan, their father, and the entire world to see.

For His glory.

Say it ain't so, Pastor Joe: 2 fly 4 God. 2 gay 4 a wife.

No one can say with certainty what will become of the preacher man who forsakes his faith to chase after homosexual lusts of the flesh.  But it cannot be good.

When the preacher allegedly hired detectives to spy on the son-in-law, imagine if the son-in-law had hired someone to spy on the preacher.  In this shameful tale of two hypocrites, at least the son-in-law committed adultery with a woman.

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson divorced in 2005.  Lachey re-married in 2011.  Simpson’s father and mother finalized their divorce in April of this year.

Did Nick get the last laugh?  Or is this no laughing matter?