Yeah, she woke up like this . . . racist.

Kim Zolciak has proven time and again how it’s possible to be racist and not recognize it in yourself.  No one knows where she came from but we’re pretty sure it’s by way of Mississippi or deepest Florida—-where it’s better to stand your ground killing a Negro than to use it to walk away.

Kim Zolciak used to think because her nanny was black, she wasn’t racist.  She also thought calling her nanny a slave was funny.  And it was, because the joke was on her, having held up the mirror to her soul and reflected her true racist self.  Then when Kim met Kroy Biermann, the slave had to go—-albeit temporarily—-until the racist pulled the redneck aside and ever so gently explained to him that to have a slave in any era is an American tradition.  “Shh, we just call them nannies and housekeepers, now.”

Speaking of Kroy, the husband driving Miss Krazy.  What kind of name is Kroy, you ask?  Southerners can’t pronounce the “tr” in “truck,” “trying,” or “Troy.”  That’s why you hear “cruck,” “crying,” and “Kroy.”

Racists are users, ingrates, and thieves.  Kim Zolciak, and those of her kind, have a long history of shamelessly “appropriating” the intellectual property of POC (People of Color).  Kandi Burress made Kim Zolciak a momentary music star.  But did this using ingrate whisper so much as a “Thanks, Bitch!”?  Naww, not Kim.  Till this day, Kim Zolciak acts as though her “talent” rises above the hard work Kandi Burress endured auto-tuning an annoying sh!t-talking voice into something that sounds like singing.  Kim Zolciak could hitch a chain to Kandi’s ankle so she could drag her along on a mini tour.  But she couldn’t pay Kandi Burress, songwriter and producer, for her services.  Aww, y’all know why.  Because any Daughter of the Confederacy knows slaves, by definition, don’t get paid.  It’s in their DNA.

Racists are also liars.  They lie about everything: having strokes, heart attacks, cancer, a bald head, a head full of hair, cosmetic work done, affairs with married men, about “not seeing color.”

Racists are disrespectful.  When Kim Zolciak said, “I don’t see color,” she is not unlike most who say “I don’t see color.”  They mean well, until Blacks arrive for interviews, for justice….  They may also mean to fool you into believing they don’t see how offensive that statement is.  POC don’t want PONCs (people of no color) pretending to be blind to their beautiful skin.  POC wish these punks would simply open their eyes to the color of their own bullsh!t.

American Gothic . . . the roachgate saga continues.

Only a racist would first be cordially invited to the home of a wealthy Black woman, take selfies with insects, and try to convince the Twittersphere that she (like them po-folks forced to inhabit slums crumbling like cookies) shares her home with—-not water spiders, fruit flies, or summer beetles—-but dem nasty a$$ roaches.  The fact that Kim Zolciak’s daughter, Brielle, took pictures to ‘insect-shame” NeNe proves ‘the rotten apple don’t fall far from the kree.’

Real classy, Brielle.  Did you know your mother never seems happier than when she’s spitting the word “bitch” at a Black woman through her big blackish lips while telling them to kiss her big blackish ass as she refuses to put down her phone or to even shoo the former Falcon perched on her shoulder for an event?  Know why?  Racist white women can’t do what a Black woman wants, can’t comply.  For self-esteem that low, it’s too much like not having the upper hand, too much like bowing down, which will never be in their DNA.

What will always swirl in the DNA of racists like Kim Zolciak, even when toothless and can’t afford a new face each season, is a lack of humility, especially in the presence of people of color.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) did not need Kim Zolciak.  Kim Zolciak needed RHOA like lace fronts need glue to stick.  Her reality lifestyle depended on it.  Kim Zolciak’s show, Don’t Be Tardy, is failing on its own.  The show is on life support despite following RHOA, despite hitching a chain to the most popular of the housewives series.  When Don’t Be Tardy comes on, like a slap to a Black face, heads turn.  Switching the gotdamn channel.

Surely, Andy Cohen, Don’t Be Tardy’s would-be-savior, has talked to the Biermann’s about their lack of ratings.  The move was his idea.

What us Negroes can’t understand, as we look down upon you, Kim Zolciak, is how a using racist can act so entitled while on their knees begging for crumbs?

In the words of yo’ kind, take the hint: 

“Gone git!”

Fans of RHOA don’t have time to shave off our lives listening to a reality show personality with an uppity attitude and no personality.  It’s bad enough NeNe Leakes returned.  We just don’t know why she had to drag her white trash with her—-unless NeNe intends to attract lice to go with her roaches.

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Does Kim Zolciak need to gone git or whud?