Gather round children for …
The Barrs …
There’s an old proverb that warns . . .
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
This means,
what we already have is more valuable than what we hope to get.
There’s a new bit of wisdom,
courtesy of Blackbiter.com that warns . . .
An ABC executive eating from the hand . . .
is better than 2 racist tweets from the bush.
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… and The Bees.
There’s an old proverb that promises . . .
“You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.”
Sugar, this means,
it is more effective to be polite and flattering than to be hostile and bitchy.
There’s a new bit of wisdom,
courtesy of Blackbiter.com that promises . . .
“You will have more success gluing immigrants together with honey
than trying to clean ass at out the White House with vinegar and Cottonelle.”
Because a little vinegar goes a long way, honey!
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I hope they can pull what’s good from this show from the flames. Reboot! Reboot!
It’s not everyday you can bring back something old and make it popular all over again. A damn shame! Guess you can’t teach a racist dog a new trick called “Can a bitch just keep her mouth shut”?