If you’re like me, you’ve had it with the number 24.
Blackbiter.com is calling for the ban and boycott of #24.
Here’s why: If number 24 doesn’t like Serena Williams, then we don’t like it.
As a matter of fact, consider the following scenarios:
- If there were 24 missing children and I found all 24, one would be left where I found him and his parents would have to go pick him up themselves.
- If I had 24 exes, I would turn in #24 because surely he would be guilty of something other than breaking a girl’s heart.
- If someone asked me for 24 cents, I would give them a quarter; but when they counted the pennies, there would only be around, say, 23.
- If I were 23 and about to turn 24, I would either stay 23 for an additional year or just skip 24 and go straight to 25 or 21 again.
- If there were 26 women talking in a room, I would ask all of them to shut up and sit all the way down in another room–especially the three that sounded like Bianca Andreescu, Simona Halep, and Naomi Osaka–because the room I would be in would only have capacity for 23 or 25 women at a time…because #24 can kick rocks.
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Deep breath. Exhale.
Serena Williams will surely rise again!
