A superior blog that looks down its self-righteous nose at American pop culture and hypocrisy.
A Knockout!
The slightest glimpse of Sylvester Stallone’s silhouette is distinguishable around the globe. With his mopey downcast eyes and angst-rippled lips, his is a face brooding with clouds and shadows that, at a glance, is symbolic of bad news, a hard-knock life, or the drain of loss.
Adam could evolve . . . into George.
Now that Amal Alamuddin has worked her Houdini on George Clooney–seducing him into marriage with those cow’s eyes like Pan’s flute–and since hindsight is 20-80 (nearly legally blind), we all realize now we should have snagged his fraternal twin brother Adam Carolla.
Brave, but perhaps not as fearless as we thought. Is fear as deadly as cancer?
Something my sister said got me to thinking.
About The Decision.
Men say they want a virgin. They don't. They say they want a woman. They don't.
For better of for worse is such a short time. Especially if you’re Nick Lachey or Joe Simpson.
When pop stars Jessica Simpson and 98 Degrees boy band member Nick Lachey wed in October of 2002, it seemed a match made in pop star heaven. Nick was from the Midwest. Jessica, a beautiful Texan, with boobs as big as the state she grew up in, was that rare combination that has attained near unicorn status: Christian and virgin.
The S-bomb is unsuitable for Suits.
Watching Suits this past winter season was shocking to say the least. Seems the USA network legal drama, starring Gabriel Macht, Patrick J. Adams, and Gina Torres, has picked up a new word that, when dropped, smells a little something like THIS.
Kould "Karmenian Bluegrass" be the koveted name?
This is The Komprehensive List of baby names
for
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s klothespony-to-be.
(Krisses and Khalifas are exkluded, of kourse!)
Ageless Kenya Moore is "Gone With the Wind" fabulous!
If asked to name three black beauty queens, most people would only remember two or three. Tops. Remembering Vanessa Williams—actress, singer, blue eyes—is easy. Scandal tends to make a lasting impression. Out of that scandal rose another ray of sunshine, Suzette Charles who, without the black cloud of scandal, has gone on to live a normal and, therefore, perfectly forgettable life.
Then came Kenya.
Over the years, former Miss USA Kenya Moore has starred in various B movies. Forgettable movies. Like a shadow passing over a lawn, thankfully . . .
What most children wouldn't give for one loving father. Baby Nahla has two!
Yes, Gabe, with baby Nahla cozying up to Olivier Martinez like this, we understand your pain. But it seems that the worst is over.
"She was as shocked as the fans," says proud grandma, NeNe Leakes.
NeNe Leakes’ 22-year-old son has really done it now! Remember? This is the very kid who nearly caused NeNe to have a good old-fashioned Southern conniption on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Bryson Bryant would not pick up his room. Bryson would not pick up the trash or take it out. Bryson had to be told to cut his hair. Bryson would not go to college—and his mama could certainly afford it. Bryson would not work. Bryson shoplifted razors from Wal-Mart and got arrested. (Razors? Didn’t we all think he was too lazy to shave?) And NeNe went off on him, cameras running.
Personally, I thought that the slovenly leech would be too lazy to even accidentally fall into some puh—.
What the ... ?
This nail art pays sweet (albeit unsettling) homage to Beyonce and Jay-Z. But shockingly, it’s in the form of laughing shrunken heads. Initially, many believed that these were Beyonce’s nails. However, upon closer inspection, it turns out that they belong to someone else. Rumors are swirling that these are the nails of an anonymous fan of unspeakable devotion. But if you ask me, these are the nails of an older woman of some grace, style, and distinction who–if you can belive it–is a little more heavily invested. She might give me the finger (you know, the one with Jay-Z on it). But hands down, I believe, these have got to be the hands of Grandma Tina!
