Kris Humphries, frightened, sleepy-looking, curly bed hair still a little high on his head, appeared on Good Morning America purportedly to discuss his non-relationship with ex Kim Kardashian. However—and surprise!—he kept silent about the split. At every turn—and what real baller wouldn’t?—Kris Humphries, though sitting stiff as stone, was searching for the hole to shake the host’s pesky questions about his personal life.
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Equally yoked . . . but perhaps not in the Biblical sense.
Hide your wallet, hide your kids, ultimate narcissists NFL star Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada of Basketball Wives infamy have signed with VH1 for a reality spin-off show. The show reportedly will document the moments leading up to their impending nuptials.
"Bad publicity? All publicity is good publicity!"
Does Jeremy Kyle have something against white folks? Say what? When I heard this question, immediately I knew that there was a segment of society that still does not get it. Someone is actually upset that only the black people in the US are being exploited by Jeremy Kyle. Can you believe it? Someone is upset that more white people are not being exploited by the Jeremy Kyle Show?! I have a question. Will America ever unwrap itself from the white sheets of stupidity?
This “white folks” question is no different than “Why do black people need their own magazines?” “Why did black people get so cranky over the Rodney King spanking?” “Why do black people need affirmative action?”
All that glitters ain’t gold. Caricature by Mike Briggs.
A forty-something woman from Colorado says she has had enough. Cyndy Snider has started an on-line petition asking the E! television network to kick Keeping Up With the Kardashians off the air. For good.
The ‘Boycott Kim Kardashian’ petition states:
Dear E! Online,
We are respectfully requesting that your network find other shows to air.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians is just not viewing that we, the public, would like to see from your network. Enough is enough.
A petition . . . will be forwarded . . . requesting that the show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, ends.
I believe that it was the fabulously funny Nora Ephron who said, “I feel bad about my neck.” It was an aging thing. I’m confident that the sales from her book have her and her neck feeling much better. I, on the contrary, am not doing so well. I’m starting to feel bad about other people’s necks. Their backs. Even their feet.
"Kim, picture it. The biggest wedding ever!
Face it, Ryan Seacrest. It Blackfired! There, there, dry your eyes. Please, take one of these 
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When Kris Humphries’ black father was not the one tying his tie, when his white mother kept her back to the camera, when his beige sister was edited out of the walk down the aisle, when his entire family was practically deleted from their own son’s spectacle of a wedding, honey, you knew it couldn’t last. This overblown Kardashian-style miscarriage of marriage would swiftly and abruptly abort. But, in 72 days?
Babies are cute . . . yeah, yeah, yeah. Behind that story is the true black story. The Barbara WaWa interview (Friday, 10/21/11, 20/20) spent the entire ten minutes further flinging Media Mogul Nick Cannon to the darkest edge of the blinding glow of Mariah Carey’s spotlight. “They live in her homes,” Barbara says. “He’s even an executive at Nickelodeon,” Barbara explains. Poor Nick, under 30 years old and a star in his own right with bank (millions), has to constantly be made to feel less than what he is by these proper-sounding closet racists.
"Dude? Gimme a break!"
for community service at the morgue. Question: Can you blame her?
Too bad, Lindsay, Judge Stephanie Sautner must have a taken a literal reading of Proverbs 21:16: “The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.” But looking for life among the dead? Seriously judge, can the dead breathe life into the dead? Unless the prophet Ezekiel, himself, is the coroner prophesying, “Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live,” what is the point of banishing the walking dead to the valley of dry bones?
Jeremy Kyle, British radio and television presenter, best known for his wildly popular British daytime television talk show on ITV, The Jeremy Kyle Show, has descended on Ameriker. Diaper loaded. Kyle now hosts the American version of the show by the same name that premiered September 19, 2011. While I would like to say “Welcome to the States, old mate, old chap,” in good conscience, I cannot.
