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Can Alicia Keys Survive These Wrong Notes?

Alicia Keys in Thought

"Did I do that?"

Time after time, not an eighth note passes, before Alicia Keys strikes another wrong note with her fans.  Her career began to ooze and fester around the time of her adulterous affair with music producer Swizz Beatz, the deadbeat, who had yet to look black and untether himself from his lovely wife, Mashonda, mother of his young son.  When radio jock Tom Joyner repeated the unfortunate but tantalizing Swizz Beatz tweet saying, ‘Alicia Keys is in my kitchen making me breakfast buck naked,’ we all knew that the apron strings of a decent reputation had all but unraveled.

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Media Mogul & Songbird Unswathe Tiny Tweets

Babies are cute . . . yeah, yeah, yeah.  Behind that story is the true black story.  The Barbara WaWa  interview (Friday, 10/21/11, 20/20) spent the entire ten minutes further flinging Media Mogul Nick Cannon to the darkest edge of the blinding glow of Mariah Carey’s spotlight.  “They live in her homes,” Barbara says.  “He’s even an executive at Nickelodeon,” Barbara explains.  Poor Nick, under 30 years old and a star in his own right with bank (millions), has to constantly be made to feel less than what he is by these proper-sounding closet racists.

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Dang, Football Has Lost Its Twang

Hank Williams, Jr.A little less blacktalk goes a long way Hank Williams, Jr.  Country music star, did you really think it wise, comparing President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner’s recent golf outing to a meeting betwixt a murderous, demonic fiend like Hitler and Prime Minister Netanyahu?  Of course you did.  The truly “ridiculous pairing” occurred when you showed up on Fox News believing you were communing with friends.  For this reason solely, the American public should show empathy for you—as you were no more than the latest of their numerous victims to be thrown under the H8 is Gr8 tour bus.  Those dressed-up hillbillies left you swinging in the wind on the fifty-yard line like Janet Jackson’s right breast at the Super Bowl.

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The New Colored People

When God said, in Leviticus 19:28, “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord,” He obviously was not talking to the youth of today or its parents.

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