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This Christmas

Lucy-Lampy-Christmas-2014

These lambs are Flip Flops--extremely relaxed animals--who were extremely relaxing to our mother during her last days.

Without our mother, we are trying to figure out our new Christmas normal.  My mother loved Christmas almost as much as she loved Christ or us rotten kids.  In our latter years, Christmas somehow came to revolve around her.  If someone teased my mother about opting to do nothing for Christmas, to not buy gifts, to not prepare a special dinner or, in essence, to treat Christmas as if it were an ordinary day, she would get a blank look on her face and become as quiet as a patient hearing bad news.

Then the moment like a flashback would pass, and all of a sudden she would object.  With her whole heart.

“No Christmas!” she would say.  “How can we NOT have Christmas!  We HAVE to have Christmas!”

My mother shopped for everyone . . . down to the fifth cousins who barely had a speck of original DNA in ’em (or the home-training to mumble a polite, Thank you.) 

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HaPpy ThanKsGiving!

daffy-duck-blackbiter-com

Leave it to me to cook the wrong bird on the wrong duckin’ day!

Translation: Happy Thanksgiving Day, er, Weekend, Everyone!

Is it Spring, Yet?

Cheer up, Spring's a-comin'!

“I demand to know when Spring arrives!  I’m starting to lose my color!”

Whatever, Man!

stranger-in-the-mirror

Is your view of you distorted?

Happy New Year, everyone!  I may as well confess it.  I’m not a fan of New Year’s resolutions.  How many years can you attempt to lose weight for the first three weeks of the year only to go back to being the you who rules you? 

Merry Christmas!

Remember to add some Christ to your Christmas.

Have a Happy and Safe Holiday Season!

For Success in the New Year (And Every Year)

Holliday Vann Wishes You a Happy New Year!Joshua 1:8-9,
‘Meditate on The Word day and night,
and obey all that is written,
then you will make your way prosperous and have good success.
Be strong and of good courage. 
Do not be afraid.  Neither be dismayed,
for the Lord thy God is with you wherever you go.’
May God Bless You All,
Holliday Vann

Oops, I forgot…

Sad, bad, sad Santa

Happy Thanksgiving! (The Turkey Is Dry)

A simply divine peacock

As one so divine, you must realize that, comparatively, the turkey has no flavor.

This Thanksgiving season, I’m grateful for the things we take for granted. 

I’m thankful for my grandfather for warning my father and his brothers that earrings were for si$$ies.  My grandfather, rest his soul, would not believe his eyes today if he saw big gold genie hoops in a man’s ears who wasn’t a pirate.  But diamonds as big as checkerboards in both ears would probably kill him if he were not already dead.

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