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It’s Showtime!

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In the Cleveland Cavaliers’ biggest come-from-behind win, small forward / shooting guard Caris LeVert shows up for the Cavs against his former team, the Indiana Pacers.

Perfect Timing, Rhythm & Moves,

introducing . . .

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King James Reigns

King James Reigns

The prophet has spoken.

 

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#Boycott24

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If you’re like me, you’ve had it with the number 24.

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Khloe-ee Beee So Thirsteee

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She so thirst-eee!!!

Why Khloe-ee beee so thirsteee…

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Oh, my, it’s LaMelo!

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Guess who’s coming to Ohio?  LaMelo Ball the youngest son of the Ball family is coming to Ohio to “train like a champion.”  In the coolest reception ever, a LeBron-James-esque billboard now looms over I-90 to welcome LaMelo to the Buckeye state.

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Whitish Women With Blackish Babies

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“I know you ain’t talkin’ bout my mama?!” –True Thompson: The Turrible Turban Years

The oppression of True Thompson, like a hairline that has finally grown in, has brought me out of hiding.  I just couldn’t sit still another day, fingers motionless, avoiding the keyboard with its missing letters, waiting for someone to come to the rescue of a blackish baby from its whitish mother.

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Yes, Sir!

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All hail The King!

They clapped their hands and said, “Long live The King!”

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I Knew He Looked Familiar

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…moonwalking all over The Land!

Michael Jackson has returned…

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Wanted Dead or Alive: Cat-scratch Shih Tzu

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One of those mammals who likes animals more than mankind.

…for the murder of Roberto Villegas, revered Argentine polo player, hired as farm help in exchange for rent, the cost to care for horses owned, and good old-fashioned, hot & steamy, inter-racial sex.

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Triple Threat

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Brains. Looks. Brawn. Because good things happen in threes!

Yes, we have supermodels in Cleveland.

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