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Why Khloe-ee beee so thirsteee…
Guess who’s coming to Ohio? LaMelo Ball the youngest son of the Ball family is coming to Ohio to “train like a champion.” In the coolest reception ever, a LeBron-James-esque billboard now looms over I-90 to welcome LaMelo to the Buckeye state.
The oppression of True Thompson, like a hairline that has finally grown in, has brought me out of hiding. I just couldn’t sit still another day, fingers motionless, avoiding the keyboard with its missing letters, waiting for someone to come to the rescue of a blackish baby from its whitish mother.
They clapped their hands and said, “Long live The King!”
Michael Jackson has returned…
…for the murder of Roberto Villegas, revered Argentine polo player, hired as farm help in exchange for rent, the cost to care for horses owned, and good old-fashioned, hot & steamy, inter-racial sex.
Yes, we have supermodels in Cleveland.