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Tonight We Battle!

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Knights of the Golden Sword,

Gird thy loins with strength.

An enemy encroaches upon The Land from the West.

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King James, We Good!

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A family famous only on Sundays, with LeBron James collision, makes headlines mid-week.

Family and friends of Ellie Day are mourning the loss of her…

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Jr’s a Goyl!

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Mesmerizing couple…

As you know, in Cleveland, nothing is normal.  Where you’re from, a river is water.  Where we’re from, a river is wet but it’s wet like a joint laced with crack cocaine that looks forward to catching fire.

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Grinch Who Stole Warriors’ Christmas

Milwaukee-Bucks-Fans-CelebrateWhen the Golden State Warriors’ winning streak came to an abrupt end Saturday night thanks to the Milwaukee Bucks, no one was surprised, least of all Milwaukee Bucks fans who showed up for the take down in t-shirts with the fateful numbers 24-1.

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Insensitive Suspicions?

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"Well, hush my mouth!!! The career stealer who broke up my Lakers called Master P insensitive?"

When, in a TMZ interview earlier this week, 48-year-old rapper Master P implied that Kobe Bryant could have made moves to save former Laker teammate Lamar Odom, the country immediately rushed to judgment saying that Master P was ignorant for making the following observation:

 “If Kobe was his friend . . . Kobe, like, owns the team. He could’ve got the man back on the team . . . That’s all he wanted.”

Because Kobe Bryant has entertained society with basketball sleight of hand all his life, most thought Kobe rushing to his former teammate’s side was a genuine act of kindness.

Except…

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Fanning the Flames

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Rapper Waka Flocka Flame, wearing a cap with the words “Uncommon Sense,” is not afraid to speak his mind.

The 29-year-old rapper, Waka Flocka Flame, has made headlines with his recent comments…

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King’s Court Expanding

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Hands behind head, feet up, just livin' THE life!

Iman Shumpert’s spirits these days must be flying as high as his high-top fade.  The NBA star and Cleveland Cavaliers shooting guard recently announced that he was awaiting the arrival of his first child with actress and R&B singer Teyana Taylor.

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Please, Future, Stay in the Past

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This future looks so much brighter!

Now that Future’s in the past, the rapper wants to start reflecting on the sanctity of fatherhood.  Oh, brotha!  Leave it to a flimsy rapper, known to spill seed with multiple baby mamas, to screw over a singer with movie star looks and then, all of a sudden, look back over his shoulder at what she’s doing when she has a new and better Boo.

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Principal!

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Bravo, Misty!!!!

Congratulations, Misty Copeland!

African American Ballet Dancer Misty Copeland

was honored as

American Ballet Theatre’s

first black principal dancer in its 75-year history.

#ThankYouCavs

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No need to hang your head low...Cleveland and the world are SO PROUD of you!!!

Fans of the Cavaliers would like to thank David Blatt, LeBron James, and the Cleveland Cavaliers for a season of impressive professional basketball.  The King’s return to Cleveland after a long, tumultuous, and bitter farewell stunned us with a tidal wave of emotions that left young and old men rubbing their eyes in the streets, unashamed, red light on, cameras rolling—as if tear-gassed.

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