Bengals in town…hmmm, I thought I smelled kitty litter!
Johnny Manziel is still the man!
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Aaah, nostalgia!
“Hardships, pitfalls, and adversity will define who you really are!” –LeBron James, the chosen one, “Taking Us to Church” in a Beats by Dre spot featuring Powerbeats 2 Wireless.
Perhaps orange is the new black.
Dirty laundry.
Knickers with holes in them.
Uncle Susan in the attic.
Aunt Jimmie (with the mustache) in the basement.
Redbone stepson choking cats out back.
Lost girl sobbing in the back room, no trustworthy shoulder to lean on.
In a so-called politically correct world, knickers with holes in them are not on the cover of magazines because they are fashionable and trendy.
Don’t be…
The Basketball Gods Approve.........Go Cavs!
LeBron James made headlines with the recent listing of his amazing Miami mansion for 17 million. Now Cavs point guard Kyrie Irving is making real estate news of his own.
Is this offensive?
The time has come to axe the sports team monikers that Native Americans find so offensive. It’s long overdue. Slavery, a horrific tradition, lasted hundreds of years too many. Men-only voting spanned the decades. To this country’s shame, marriage is scarcely defined as a union between a man and woman. So, sadly, most traditions, right or hell-fire wrong, as is tradition, come to an end.
It seems the time is tick-tock-tomahawking on The Washington Redskins. The Cleveland Indians. Sorry Chief Wahoo. And other sports franchises as well.
"Coming home, coming home, tell the world . . ."
What I learned about LeBron James’ decision to return to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers is that I was holding a bigger grudge against Cleveland fans (and all of you who jumped on the Hate Bandwagon across the country) than he was.
“The best Super Bowl Halftime Show ever!” –Jay-Z, Wendy Williams, The World
It was a raucous Sunday night with just a hint of spring in the New Orleans air. The glint of Mardi Gras beads twinkled here and there in the night like stars. The massive slaughter of poultry shot the demand for chicken flesh to an all-time high. The last ounce of chicken blood was reportedly last seen swinging in a vial from Angelina Jolie’s neck. But the spookiness did not end there.
Go Bucks! Beat Michigan!
The undefeated and fourth-ranked Ohio State Buckeyes will tackle rival Michigan Wolverines this Thanksgiving Weekend. On Saturday, November 24th, watch as OSU valiantly defends a winning season at home at the Ohio Stadium in Columbus, Ohio.
See you at high noon, college football fans!
Wolverine fans prepare for the shuck of your life! Children of the blue & yeller Corn will die!
Chad Ochocinco is a mad man on a mission.
… get a tattoo of Evelyn Lozada! I stand corrected. Some people just may need mental health counseling more than they need Jesus! Would someone please kindly explain to this poor misguided manchild that the final curtain has dropped and the act is over. Where’s Rihanna when I need her? Dude, “take a bow” already.
