A Third Eye And Still Blind

A Third Eye And Still Blind

An alternate title for this post could very well have been “How to Get Away With Murdering . . . an Afro.” As one who has stood at the elbow of Blue...

The Bluest Eye

The Bluest Eye

It’s official.  Tameka ‘Tiny’ Harris, T.I.’s boo, has the bluest eye.  Her eye color, thanks to a surgical procedure by BrightOcular, has gone...

Witchity Kitchity Snuggledy Boo!

Witchity Kitchity Snuggledy Boo!

He’s got a heck of a chin and she does, too! As gorgeous as her parents Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are, attached to chins like these, poor Baby...

It’s On!

It’s On!

Kyrie Buys Keyshia & Boobie’s...

Kyrie Buys Keyshia & Boobie’s Crib

LeBron James made headlines with the recent listing of his amazing Miami mansion for 17 million.  Now Cavs point guard Kyrie Irving is making real estate...

Grape Jelly Eaters

Grape Jelly Eaters

My new doctor is Indian.  During a recent first visit, he asked if I had children.  When I told this graham-cracker colored man no, the look on his...

Priceless: My First Ring

Priceless: My First Ring

Marcus S. combed soft and wavy cat fur for hair and saw the world through eyes the color of ice tea in sunlight. We never loved each other. It was something...

Kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh: That Popeye

Kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh: That Popeye

The slightest glimpse of Sylvester Stallone’s silhouette is distinguishable around the globe.  With his mopey downcast eyes and angst-rippled lips,...

A Tall Glass of Ginn

A Tall Glass of Ginn

Oops!  She done done it again.  Beyonce woke up like this.  Makeup-free.  Under a crown of white roses (lookin’ mighty yella to me).  Damn,...

The Other Brother

The Other Brother

Now that Amal Alamuddin has worked her Houdini on George Clooney–seducing him into marriage with those cow’s eyes like Pan’s flute–and...