Who Is Prince’s Victoria?

Who Is Prince’s Victoria?

This is why we love Prince.

Definitely Not On the Program

Definitely Not On the Program

It’s an adventure. Starting out late makes everything an adventure. It’s a good day for being in a dark room and letting someone else do the entertaining....

Purple…Forever

Purple…Forever

It’s not easy being green, Kermit said.  But something about our purple friend was very Zen. Heartbroken over Denise  Matthews, somebody asked.  It...

Worried About Rob

Worried About Rob

No one is worried about Robert Kardashian, Sr.  He’s found a cool place in the grass.  But are you worried about Rob?  Robert Kardashian, Jr., that...

The Terror at Home

The Terror at Home

When I used to think of Chicago, Illinois, what immediately came to mind was Oprah.  The wind.  Then the cold.  An image of rush hour people hurrying...

He Is Risen!

He Is Risen!

Where’s the Beef?!

Where’s the Beef?!

Batman:          “Does this mask make my chin look big?” Superman:      “I think you mean loooonger.  And why is your voice auto-tuned?”...

Compact Diss

Compact Diss

I used to think of Maybelline and L’Oréal as though they were a couple of cool, white girlfriends from New York and Paris.  Black Radiance and Opal,...

Spiked Sugarpova

Spiked Sugarpova

Can you hear the crickets?  People are speechless.  Even the media.

Katie and Wanda

Katie and Wanda

…are just friends.  Not that you or Tom Cruise should care.  Tom Cruise, with his toothy grin, has long disconnected from Katie Holmes and 9-year-old...