Archives for : LeBron James
Aaah, nostalgia!
“Hardships, pitfalls, and adversity will define who you really are!” –LeBron James, the chosen one, “Taking Us to Church” in a Beats by Dre spot featuring Powerbeats 2 Wireless.
Dirty laundry.
Knickers with holes in them.
Uncle Susan in the attic.
Aunt Jimmie (with the mustache) in the basement.
Redbone stepson choking cats out back.
Lost girl sobbing in the back room, no trustworthy shoulder to lean on.
In a so-called politically correct world, knickers with holes in them are not on the cover of magazines because they are fashionable and trendy.
Don’t be…
What I learned about LeBron James’ decision to return to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers is that I was holding a bigger grudge against Cleveland fans (and all of you who jumped on the Hate Bandwagon across the country) than he was.
Congratulations Miami Heat! LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh,
and the entire supporting cast of phenomenal team players!
Exquisite athleticism!
What an effort to behold!
Validation, Vindication, & Victory!
One of the most exciting NBA Finals ever!
WE ARE ALL STILL WITNESSES!
The easy breezy Lakes of old have dried up. They have come up empty. Fruitless and barren as the dry ground. Spurs are rusting by the side of the road. Discarded like a set of dull Clippers. Those who have lost Pace have been Nixed in a matter of New York minutes. “Bless me lucky charms,” even the luck of the Irish could not save them.
LeBron James finally proposed to longtime girlfriend and high school sweetheart Savannah Brinson on New Year’s Eve. On bended knee, the Miami Heat pro-baller presented his wife-to-be a dazzling pear-shaped diamond set atop two sparkling baguettes. As the proud mother of LeBron Jr., 7, and Bryce, 4 (who were already born and staring Savannah dead in the mouth at the time of the question), how could she refuse?
“I had no idea it was coming,” said teammate Chris Bosh [before collapsing to the floor in tears]. “I just heard some commotion, and yeah, there it was. It was nice . . . real cool.”